JoeAm’s Really Spectacularly Famous Quotes
Posted by JoeAm on April 7, 2012 · 3 Comments
- “I swear like a pig heading to the fiesta.”
- “This bitter carping is what distinguishes the Philippines as a Banana Republic and represents the Get Real rabble raisers as little more than bananas with a keyboard.”
- ” It is strange that the strengths that are important to generating wealth are the ones that are torn down by those who can’t acquire those strengths. “
- “This nation does not need a tele-drama government. It needs professionalism.”
- “Jack fruit trees are the perverts of the fruit family.”
- “If Aquino were Marcos, does anyone in the room think Chief Justice Corona would have a job?”
- “You are in a foxhole with the President and you aren’t willing to watch his back?”
- ” Oil a feminist issue? The shortage of whitening oils would be a Filipina feminist issue.”
- “Compassion is hard to find on a group of islands where Ego would be the national flag if someone could figure out how to paint it.”
- “Hiring anyone on any basis but competence undermines national security as effectively as IED’s in the workplace.”
- “The delta drive is passion for the well-being of all of us. It is deep, it is personal. It is missing, here, in the Philippines.”
- “Twitter: The place where headlines pretend to be the whole story.”
- “Did JoeAm really post a blog that said Filipinos have their brains installed in reverse? Did he really make this same accusation to his wife? Does he still have his gonads??”
- The blame-mongering and excuse-mongering here is exquisite. The 115th dialect of the Philippines is the whine.
- If I were a Mormon and I saw the abuse being tossed at poor Mitt Romney, I would declare an empanada against the heathen faiths and launch a fat war.
- I exclaimed to my wife the other day that “I may have a large ego, but I am thoughtful”. She exclaimed back, “thought fool?”
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Love the empanada fat war quip. Brilliant!
Ah, I might have figured you would catch it. And appreciate it. Thanks.
"This bitter carping is what distinguishes the Philippines as a Banana Republic and represents the Get Real rabble raisers as little more than bananas with a keyboard."This made me laugh hard. You hit it right in the head, JoeAm!